Tel Aviv Rowing Club

if you got fed-up with the Tel Aviv Rowing Club's silly obsession with rowing, rowing, nothing but rowing, then you are in for a good surprise - the club is diversifying into commerce and marketing.  We have taken upon ourselves  the role of facilitators and are going to do whatever little we can to assist courageous entrepreneurs.

 

So, if you need an advertising space, or some free storage area right in the heart of the city of Tel Aviv, do not hesitate to file a request with members of our committee. Our committee members are known for their generosity and are vested with wide executive powers, such as breaking walls and giving real-estate concessions during their term in office.

 

It may help your cause if you have already made friends here and bribe us with little perks - Israel is a desert nation, as you well know, so a gift of WATER™ is guaranteed to advance your cause.